So Hello

So,you wan I should mek vary fonny on first det? Pliz, hev some rispect. Be heppy you get a gritting's es good es dis one. Were else you get such a nice ting, and it's chipper den holsale! Mek nice. I come beck soon wid pictures an all kinda goodies tings to tickle you in deh Toochka. Oh ho ho.